Funny Love Quotes That Make You Smile

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Life is not the same without humor. When we express our love to someone, we don’t always have to seem so serious.

When you mix your words and actions with a little humor, your loved one will find your moments together most memorable and special. Did you also know that for most women, humor makes them and their partners feel and look sexier and more attractive? Throwing funny and cute love words at your partner gives a whole new meaning to your relationship. It makes both of you feel more comfortable with each other, which makes the relationship last.

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Funny Love Quotes

  1. Romantic love is a mental illness. But it is pleasant. – Fran Lebowitz
  2. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  3. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put on it. – Phyllis Schlafly
  4. Love is telling someone that their zipper is open or that her wig looks too fake.
  5. What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? Around 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner
  6. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the United States. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
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  7. According to Newton’s Law of Love, love cannot be created or destroyed. However, you can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
  8. If love is a mistake, then it means that the biggest failure in my life is loving you.
  9. Will you give me a kiss? I promise to return it.
  10. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved on the inside: Made in Taiwan. – Leopold Fetchner
  11. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
  12. My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says “I don’t care”, my heart says “I care.” When my head says “I’m not thinking about her, my heart says” of course I am “.
  13. It is not love that complicates a relationship; it’s the people who do it.
  14. Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
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  15. Marriage not only requires you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you must also deal with feelings and the last resort, lawyers.
  16. Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman who a man needs.
  17. You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write on my naughty list.
  18. Girls cry until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their cups are dry.
  19. I wish there was a stoplight that told me when to stop, go, and slow down when I took this path of falling in love.
  20. ​​I want to be your sweet good morning, your beautiful good night and your most painful goodbye.
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  21. Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go get it. The poor bastard could be lost, trapped on an island or something.
  22. Falling in love is terribly simple, but falling in love is just horrible.
  23. Love with the elderly is like the sun on snow, it dazzles more than it warms. – J. P. Senn

That Make You Smile Love Quotes

  • My brother is gay and my parents don’t care as long as he marries a doctor. – Elayne Boosler
  • When you are in love, it is the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis
  • Love is an ocean of emotions completely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar
  • Love looks a lot like back pain, you can’t see it on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
  • I love you more than coffee, but don’t make me taste it. – Elizabeth Evans
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  • The four most important words in any marriage. I will wash the dishes.
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate every now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
  • Love is a mutual surrender that ends in the recovery of oneself. – Fulton J. Sheen
  • If you love them in the morning with scabbed eyes; if you love them at night with their hair full of curlers, chances are you are in love. – Miles Davis
  • My mind works wonders 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
  • Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.
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  • I want to be the reason why when you look down at your phone, you will have a goofy smile on your face and you will jump up and down like a silly girl, and then you will fall down a sewer.
  • During my days, teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the children talk about sex, relationships and heartbreak.
  • Love is like a headache or back pain. You can’t see it on MRI or X-ray, but you just know it’s there.
  • Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for the rest of your life is a miracle.

Funny Love Quotes

  • Real love amounts to hiding the truth, even when you are offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
  • Marry a man your age; as your beauty fades, so does your sight – Phyllis Diller
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, get going with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
  • Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz
  • Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
  • Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. – English proverb
  • Love is the same as tastes except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst
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  • He wasn’t kissing her, he was whispering into her mouth. – Chico Marx
  • My best method of birth control now is to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
  • A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. – Spanish proverb
  • She gave him a look you could have poured into a waffle. – Lardner ring
  • Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You might like it when you take it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. – Jean Kerr

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