Best Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Messages, Quotes


October 31 is celebrated as Halloween. It’s time to not only dress up spooky, but also share funny Halloween jokes with family and friends.

Halloween Jokes


Send them sweet Halloween greetings. Wish your loved ones special Halloween birthday wishes. Add more fun and humor to this special occasion with fun Halloween Day messages for family, friends, children and loved ones.

Enjoy the collection of funny Halloween messages, Halloween horror messages, witty Halloween sayings, funny Halloween quotes, scary messages and funny Halloween status messages for Facebook and WhatsApp for a Halloween full of laughs and enjoy.

Scary and funny Halloween messages

  • “Keep the monster away with a candy a day … Happy Halloween to you.”
  • “Do not open this letter because it has been sealed with a bite and a vampire kiss.”
  • “You are ghostly beautiful … Enjoy Halloween my dear.”
  • “Hopefully you can fool the tricks and delight with them…. I wish you a creepy technician !!! “Best Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Messages, Quotes

Funny Halloween pranks one Liners

  • “If monsters and ghosts follow you then I wish they were just candy following you … Happy Halloween.”
  • “I wish you a Halloween full of candy along with some magic and zombies to balance it right.”
  • “On this Halloween, I wish you would get goosebumps and all your hair on end to make it a fun Halloween for you.”
  • “Tricks or treats, pumpkin carving or ghost hunting … I wish you a super busy and super fun Halloween.”
  • May you be blessed with a spooky, creepy, fascinating and exciting Halloween that you can never forget. “

Funny Halloween jokes for toddlers and kids

  • May this Halloween end for you with bags full of candy and lots of fun moments … Happy Halloween to you. “
  • “Have fun watching scary people…. Have a fun and spooky first night full of emotions … I wish you a happy Halloween. “Best Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Messages, Quotes

Forward funny Halloween text messages

  • “This Halloween, I’m sending you a bag of candy that keeps monsters away.”
  • “I have cast a magic spell on you to wish you a Halloween full of sweets and treats and monsters that will also greet … Happy Halloween.”

Funny Halloween card messages

  • “Wishing you spookier, more exciting, and more excitement with your loved ones … Wishing you a very Happy Halloween.”
  • “We are going to get high on sugar to have exciting and terrifying moments this Halloween…. Have a happy Halloween. “

Creepy Halloween messages

  • “They have risen from their graves and are looking for you…. They are the dead who have come to make it a spooky Halloween for you. “
  • “Don’t be scared, don’t listen to their whispers, don’t eat those candies because it’s all a trick … Happy Halloween !!!”Best Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Messages, Quotes

Scary Halloween messages

  • “Even the strongest get weaker tonight because it’s the scariest and scariest night of the year … Happy Halloween to you.”
  • “When Halloween comes, all the monsters appear and all the sweets disappear … That time will come very soon !!!”

Creepy Halloween messages

  • “Even the most uncomfortable people feel so calm and comfortable on Halloween…. Happy Halloween creepy and creepy. “
  • “Don’t forget to wear a costume that covers your face so you don’t end up scaring a lot of people around you … Happy Halloween !!!”

Funny and scary Halloween pranks

  • “May your Halloween be full of ghosts, vampires, witches and horror…. Happy Halloween to you. “
  • “Time to get high on sugar and horror…. Time to carve the pumpkin … I wish you Happy Halloween.
  • That you are surrounded by screams… That the ghost is always with you…. Best wishes on Halloween. “
  • “Wishing you would try and try … Wishing for vampires and monsters … Because it’s Halloween time !!!”

Funny Halloween Birthday Wishes

  • “You can scare yourself or those around you … the choice is yours !!!”
  • “Let the cold of Halloween run down your spine and give you goose bumps.”
  • “Those days are the best when you have ghosts and vampires as guests to celebrate.”
  • “May Halloween night be full of adventure and horror … Screaming and creepy feelings.”

Witty Halloween Sayings and Quotes

  • “May you be the sweetest ghost this Halloween.”
  • “Wishing the most horrible monster a fun-filled Halloween this year.”
  • “That you are able to scare the maximum number of ghosts and vampires with your creepy look.”
  • “The time has come to scare the world with your ghostly side … Happy Halloween !!!”Best Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Messages, Quotes

Funny Halloween Facebook and Whatsapp Status Messages

  • “May you have the power to open your eyes wide and hearts beat faster with your super Halloween look.”
  • “Whether it’s a trick or a treat … It’s always Halloween that drives us crazy !!!”
  • “Dressing up as monsters is the best thing on Halloween, which makes it so special.”
  • “I wish you a Halloween full of fun, terror and adventure with the best of ghosts and witches.”


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