52 Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes of All Time

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52 Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes of All Time

52 Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. “A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day trip around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” – Unknown and fun birthday quotes
  2. “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers his age.” – Robert Frost, fun birthday quotes
  3. “A diplomatic husband told his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you no longer seem older?” – Unknown52 Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes of All Time
  4. “A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but also knows what will change her.” – Anonymous
  5. “Everyone is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” – George Harrison, fun birthday quotes
  6. “Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing, I told my computer that today is my birthday, and he said he needed an update.” – Unknown
  7. “Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.” – Greg Evans, fun birthday quotes
  8. “Birthdays are good for you, statistics show that people who have more live longer.” Larry Lorenzoni
  9. “Birthdays are like taxes, both seem to happen too often and there’s no avoiding either.” – Blake Flannery
  10. “Birthdays are the way nature tells us to eat more cake.” – Unknown and funny birthday phrases
  11. “Do you know why old people wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to discovering it. Happy birthday.” – Happy birthday wishes
  12. “Do not forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is being served. Happy birthday.”, Funny birthday quotes
  13. “Despite all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn, fun birthday dates52 Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes of All Time
  14. “For my birthday, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier … I put them in the same room and let them fight.” – Steven Wright
  15. “Forget about the past, you can not change it, forget about the future, you can not predict it … Forget about the present, I did not get you one.” – Happy birthday wishes
  16. “I have to get it, even if it is in the worst form”. I have cake like every day of my birthday. “- Little Wayne
  17. “Guess what I discovered, birthdays are amazing, research indicates that people who have more birthdays tend to live longer. Are not you happy?
  18. Halloween = Thanksgiving Sweets = Christmas Meal = New Year Gifts = Valentine’s Day Drinks = Sex Birthday = All Above”
  19. “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.” – Happy birthday wishes
  20. “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too”. – Children’s birthday song
  21. “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.” – Happy birthday wishes
  22. “I can not believe it’s been a year since I last bought you nothing for your birthday.” – Unknown
  23. “I do not like to celebrate my birthday, because I do not like to take credit for the work of others, in this case, my mom and dad, or possibly my mother and the postman.” – Jarod Kintz
  24. “I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world.” – Happy birthday wishes
  25. “I never forget my wife’s birthday, it’s usually the day after she remembers me.” – Anonymous, fun birthday quotes52 Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes of All Time
  26. “I remember when the candle shop burned down, everyone stopped singing ‘Happy birthday'” – Steven Wright
  27. “I think that, in the birth of a child, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to give her the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”
  28. “I was going to give you something amazing for your birthday, but the postman made me leave the mailbox.” – Happy birthday wishes
  29. “I was going to make you a rum cake, but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.” – Happy Birthday.
  30. “If everyone were treated as if they mattered, every day, birthdays would not be so special.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  31. “It’s lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including mine, to discover that someone remembers me.” – Ellen Glasgow
  32. “Most of us can remember a time when a birthday, especially if it was our own, illuminated the world as if a second sun had arisen.” Robert Lynd
  33. “My birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.” – Thomas Moore, fun birthday quotes
  34. 34. “No wonder I’m not happy … my twin brother forgot my birthday.” – Jerry Dennis, fun birthday quotes
  35. 35. “Oh, your other birthday has arrived, but it seems like it was yesterday when you were one year younger! God bless you, Buddy!”
  36. 36. “On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ And his instant response is: ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I always live with the hope that one day he will say that he only loves me! “- Akshay Kumar
  37. 37. “On your birthday you should invite me to a party, this is my advice to everyone, especially my clones.” – Jarod Kintz
  38. 38. “Our birthdays are feathers in the wide margin of time.” – Jean Ritcher, fun birthday quotes
  39. 39. “Put candles on a cake, it’s a birthday cake, put candles on a cake and someone is drunk in the kitchen.” Jim Gaffigan
  40. 40. “Success is like coming to an important birthday and discovering that you are exactly the same.” – Audrey Hepburn
  41. 41. “Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I do not really know.” – Andy Borowitz, funny birthday phrases
  42. 42. “The best birthdays of all are those that have not yet arrived”. – Unknown and funny birthday phrases
  43. 43. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – H. Prochnow, fun birthday quotes
  44. 44. “The event happened on my birthday, I do not remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or gifts.” – Jarod Kintz
  45. 45. “There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn
  46. 46. ​​”When I have a birthday, I take the day off, but when my wife turns birthday, it takes a year or two.” – Anonymous
  47. 47. “When I was little, I thought, is not it nice that everyone celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.” – Gloria Stuart
  48. 48. “When you turn thirty, something completely new happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol, fun birthday quotes
  49. 49. “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow and spit and everyone rushes to get a piece?” – BobKelton
  50. 50. “You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than cake.” – Bob Hope, fun birthday quotes
  51. 51. “Do you think age is something fun? Wait until you look in the mirror … Happy birthday!” – Happy birthday
  52. 52. “You are not 40 years old, you are eighteen years old and you have 22 years of experience.” – Unknown and funny birthday quotes

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