Teacher’s Day Funny Wishes, Funny Jokes, Messages


This day honors all teachers because they not only teach us, but also guide us to become better humans. Wish your mentors and guides this day with fun Teacher’s Day messages.

Send them Happy Teacher’s Day greeting cards to tell them what they mean to you. Children’s Teacher’s Day messages with a touch of humor make them best wishes.


We have a collection of fun Happy Teacher’s Day wishes. The best Teacher’s Day messages to teachers to send on Facebook, WhatsApp to wish them in a special way.

Teacher's Day Funny Wishes, Funny Jokes, Messages

Funny jokes on teacher’s day

1. The teacher asked the students if they had two options, what would they choose, money or intelligence. A student said money. Surprisingly, the teacher said that she would have chosen brains. The intelligent student responds that we choose what we do not have.


2. Teacher: Donald, you know why you can’t sleep in my class.
Donald: I know. I can if you can speak a little slow.

3. Student: Ma’am, I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: Yes, I know, but that’s the lowest I can give you.

4. The mother asked her son about his first day at school. The boy replied: “It is not enough, I will have to come back tomorrow.”

5. Student: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: So I want to tell you that I didn’t do my homework.

6. Today is Teacher’s Day … It is time to give your wife a rose and wish her that day because there is no one else who gives you more sermons than her.

7. Two most common and truly inspiring lines used by all teachers:
Is this a fish market?
Please keep the class quiet to remove the pin.


8. What do you call that teacher who has no students… .. ??? Apparently, we just call him teacher!

Teacher's Day Funny Wishes, Funny Jokes, Messages

Funny teacher’s day messages and wishes from parents

9. A BMW can’t take you where a diploma can take you … I salute the teachers for making our children brilliant and successful people … Happy Teacher’s Day.

10. A teacher’s job is the most difficult … He is given a network of cables and has to make sure they are properly grounded … Best wishes for the best mentor for our children on Teacher’s Day .

11. Being a teacher is not a regular nine to five job… It is building a relationship while doing the work of creating a personality… I wish you a very happy Teacher’s Day.

12. The teacher is a person who has the magic of making everyone feel like someone … Congratulations to the inspiring teacher … Happy teacher’s day.

13. Greet all the teachers who give away pencils every day knowing that they will never get them back … Best wishes on Teacher’s Day to one of those teachers.

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